Bob Turkee, lyric by NOFX

from the songs album Maximum Rocknroll

We don't like him he's such a geek
He wears funny glasses he has so many zits
Bob turkee the dick
Bob turkee the dick
Bob turkee the turkey
Bob turkee the dick
He has a beer belly he doesn't drink beer
He doesn't like girls he's such a queer
Bob turkee, he's such a dick(x4)
Zits he's such a dick